Fantasy

A magical fairy land full of idiotic fairies is invaded by more
interesting characters. You are a young boring farm boy who must save
the fairies from these people after your village is destroyed by those
who don't spout cliche's. Half way through you realize it is actually
the fairies who are sucking the life out of the plot due to how much
they - suck. So you must take up arms against triple bull shit and
anime characters. Jynn makes a cameo appearance and hates everything.

Eventually space marines show up but are sent to the wrong drop point
which is a giant fucking blender pit and so they don't last long.

So they decide to send Master Chief who has apparently conquered Halo
but he has the IQ of a drunken frat boy and is of no help to anyone.

The Getbackers show up but no one cares because they're just there for
filler episodes of which there are none because it's a one shot comic.

So it is up to Jynn to fix the problem with a hammer, a lot of duct
tape, and his young trusty side kick "boring farm boy teen archetype
4" who happens to be fated for greatness by some sort of prophecy but
he can't read so it never comes to fruition.